| Username: |
Cloud |
| Full Name: |
Cloud Malone |
| E-mail Address: |
cloudmalone@hotmail.com |
| Last Logged In: |
September 09, 2010
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| Registered: |
August 22, 2003
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| Total Posts: |
14272 |
| Status: |
OneOfThem |
| Home Page URL: |
http://www.myspace.com/cloudmalone
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| Occupation: |
International Bright Young Thang
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| Town: |
Wales, where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
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| Country: |
UK
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| Children: |
DD16, DD14, DS12, DS10, DD8. I'm biennial - I produce a little flower every two years.
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| Fish: |
None. They were collectively known as 'The Dave', and all died, except Keith, who I gave to my brother. |
| Likes: |
Till Lindeman fom Rammstein, preferably lubricated, Johnny Depp, farting, drinking Budweiser, Rammstein, Rammstein, eating prawnies, and Till Lindeman again. He's so fine, he needs mentioning several times. Oh, and that bloke out of the Lord of the Rings with the designer stubble. And Will Smith, but only the bit where he's in the shower in 'I Robot'. Oh, and bouncing  And toads also, but I've never licked one. |
| Dislikes: |
People with mouths like dogs bums, trolls, and running out of prawnies. |
| Favourite hobby: |
Shouting "Show us yer bum, fatty!" at pensioners |
| MY PM'S DONT WORK: |
You'll have to email me - my PM's don't work!! Blame MSN, although I personally blame Phil. It's his turn. |
| If my profile offends you to the point of turning your stomach..:: |
can I have what's left of your chocolate? |
| Vitalstatistics:: |
30mm x 20mm x 20mm |
| Sex: |
Quantity subject to availability. |
| Guitars: |
Seven - and I can't play any of them properly. LAG Summer Concert acoustic, Ibanez 12 string electro-acoustic, 1972 Vintage Fender Strat (on loan, I'm not •••••• Rothschild), two standard practise acoustics including a rather nifty little Worship, a metallic blue flying V copy and a wee strat copy. There was another one, but then some idiot did a Pete Townsend on a quite sweet pink acoustic. Git. |
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