var glossarydata = new Object();
glossarydata['YVW'] = "Your Very Welcome"
glossarydata['YMMV'] = "Your milage may vary"
glossarydata['XW'] = "ex wife"
glossarydata['XH'] = "ex husband"
glossarydata['WTTMH'] = "Welcome to the Mad-House"
glossarydata['WTG'] = "Way To Go "
glossarydata['weg'] = "Wicked evil grin"
glossarydata['TTFN'] = "Ta ta for now"
glossarydata['TTC'] = "Try(ing) To Conceive"
glossarydata['TOD'] = "The other day  (ie. sometime during the last week, but too tired to remember exactly when)."
glossarydata['TMI'] = "Too Much Information"
glossarydata['TLAPD'] = "Talk Like A Pirate Day (yarr!)"
glossarydata['TIA'] = "Thanks in Advance"
glossarydata['TBH'] = "To be honest"
glossarydata['SW'] = "Social worker"
glossarydata['STFU'] = "Please be quiet.."
glossarydata['SSP'] = "Statutory Sick Pay"
glossarydata['SSEN'] = "Statement of Special Educational Needs"
glossarydata['SS'] = "Step Son OR Social Services"
glossarydata['SP'] = "Single Parent"
glossarydata['SOAB'] = "Son-of-a-bitch"
glossarydata['SM'] = "stepmother"
glossarydata['SLT'] = "Speech and Language Therapy / Therapist"
glossarydata['SLEEP'] = "An elusive period between finishing the washing up and finding school uniforms... :)"
glossarydata['SLD'] = "severe learning difficulties"
glossarydata['SIL'] = "sister in law"
glossarydata['SHO'] = "Senior House Officer (junior doctor who knows his knowledge is superior to that of consultant)"
glossarydata['SERPS'] = "State Earnings Related Pension Scheme"
glossarydata['SEP'] = "Somebody Else's Problem"
glossarydata['SEN'] = "special educational needs"
glossarydata['SD'] = "Step Daughter"
glossarydata['SAHM'] = "Stay at home Mum"
glossarydata['SAHD'] = "Stay at home Dad"
glossarydata['S SIL'] = "stepsisterinlaw"
glossarydata['S MIL'] = "stepmotherinlaw"
glossarydata['RTFM'] = "Read The Friendly Manual"
glossarydata['ROFPMSL'] = "Rolling on the floor, wetting myself laughing"
glossarydata['ROFLMAO'] = "Guess :)"
glossarydata['ROFL'] = "Roll(s) on floor laughing.."
glossarydata['PMSL'] = "Wet myself laughing"
glossarydata['PM'] = "Private Message"
glossarydata['PITA'] = "Pain In The A*se"
glossarydata['PGP'] = "Pelvic Girdle Pain (apparantly)"
glossarydata['PG'] = "Pregnant"
glossarydata['PATST'] = "Posting @ the same time"
glossarydata['OTT'] = "over the top"
glossarydata['OTOH'] = "On the other hand.."
glossarydata['OTM'] = "Over The Moon"
glossarydata['OMG'] = "Oh my God!"
glossarydata['OH'] = "Other Half"
glossarydata['NTS'] = "note to self"
glossarydata['NSAFIAMBH'] = "Never stick a fork in a  mans'  bald head"
glossarydata['NFFOM'] = "Normal For Four Or More"
glossarydata['MW'] = "midwife"
glossarydata['MSN'] = "MicroSoft Network - also used as short hand for MSN Messenger (a chat tool)"
glossarydata['MLD'] = "moderate learning difficulties"
glossarydata['MIL'] = "Mother in law"
glossarydata['LOL'] = "Laugh(s) out loud"
glossarydata['LMAO'] = "Laughed my a*se off"
glossarydata['LEA'] = "Local Education Authority"
glossarydata['LA'] = "Local Authority // Legal Aid"
glossarydata['kk'] = "okay, no worries"
glossarydata['JSA'] = "Job Seeker's Allowance"
glossarydata['IYSWIM'] = "If you see what I mean..."
glossarydata['IYKWIM'] = "If you know what I mean"
glossarydata['IS'] = "Income Support"
glossarydata['IRL'] = "In real life"
glossarydata['IMO'] = "In my opinion"
glossarydata['IMHO'] = "In my humble opinion (not that any opinion is humble!)"
glossarydata['IME'] = "In My Experience"
glossarydata['IKWYM'] = "I know what you mean"
glossarydata['IIWY'] = "If I were you"
glossarydata['IIRC'] = "If I Recall Correctly"
glossarydata['IHTH'] = "I hope this helps/that helped"
glossarydata['IB'] = "Incapacity Benefit"
glossarydata['HV'] = "Health visitor"
glossarydata['HTH'] = "Hope That Helps (or hope this helps)"
glossarydata['HSS'] = "Hot sweaty sex....."
glossarydata['HRP'] = "Home Responsibilities Protection"
glossarydata['HI'] = "Him Indoors..."
glossarydata['HEX'] = "toxic ex-partner (coined by Schmoo)"
glossarydata['HE'] = "Home Education/Educate/Educating"
glossarydata['HB'] = "Housing Benefit"
glossarydata['HA'] = "Housing Association"
glossarydata['GTO'] = "Giggles to Oneself.."
glossarydata['GOOTH'] = "Get out of the house"
glossarydata['GF'] = "girlfriend"
glossarydata['FYI'] = "For Your Information"
glossarydata['FWIW'] = "For What It's Worth.."
glossarydata['FTR'] = "For The Record"
glossarydata['FOC'] = "Free of charge"
glossarydata['FIL'] = "father in law"
glossarydata['FFS'] = "For Fecks Sake..."
glossarydata['EWO'] = "Education Welfare Officer"
glossarydata['EMA'] = "Educational Maintenance Allowance"
glossarydata['elg'] = "evil little grin"
glossarydata['DWP'] = "Department of Work and Pensions"
glossarydata['DW'] = "Dear Wife"
glossarydata['DT'] = "Dear Twins"
glossarydata['DS'] = "Dear Son / dual screen"
glossarydata['DP'] = "Dear Partner"
glossarydata['DLA'] = "Disability Living Allowance"
glossarydata['DH'] = "Dear Husband"
glossarydata['DD'] = "Dear Daughter / Direct Debit"
glossarydata['CTC'] = "Child Tax Credit"
glossarydata['CTB'] = "Council Tax Benefit"
glossarydata['CSA'] = "Child Support Agency"
glossarydata['CB'] = "Child Benefit"
glossarydata['CAMHS'] = "Child and Adolescent Mental Health Services"
glossarydata['CAB'] = "Citizens Advice Bureau(x)"
glossarydata['CA'] = "Carer's Allowance"
glossarydata['BYOF'] = "Bring Your Own Food."
glossarydata['BYOB'] = "Bring Your Own Bottle"
glossarydata['BTW'] = "By The Way"
glossarydata['BTDTGTTS'] = "Been There, Done That, Got The Tee Shirt (from Blondie really)"
glossarydata['brb'] = "Be right back"
glossarydata['BMI'] = "Body Mass Index"
glossarydata['BM'] = "Bank Manager - usually seen pacing the floor, twitching and muttering, after visits from 4ormore members / Birth Mother"
glossarydata['BIL'] = "brother in law"
glossarydata['BF'] = "boyfriend"
glossarydata['BCS'] = "Brown Crispy Stuff  "
glossarydata['BBL'] = "be back later"
glossarydata['AWOL'] = "Absent WithOut Leave"
glossarydata['ATM'] = "At the moment / Automatic Teller Machine"
glossarydata['ATEOTD'] = "At The End Of The Day"
glossarydata['ASD'] = "autistic spectrum disorder"
glossarydata['AOTT'] = "All of the time"
glossarydata['ALITTHIW'] = "At Least, I Think That's How It Works!"
glossarydata['AFAIR'] = "As Far As I Remember"
glossarydata['AFAIK'] = "As far as I know"
glossarydata['AF'] = "Aunt Flow (time of the month)"